Are You Gay?

Are you gay?

What?  No!  I’m offended you would even assume that about me! God says it’s a sin.

Are you gay?

No.  I’m only in love with one woman, but I’m not gay. God won’t love me if I’m gay.

Are you gay?

Shit.  I’m attracted to another woman.  Am I gay?  I think I might be gay. God, what’s wrong with me?

Are you gay?

Probably.  I’m in my second relationship with a woman.  I hate myself for that. I’m better off dead than gay. God will certainly send me to hell.

Are you gay?

Yes.  But I’m working to change it. I think conversion therapy will work. God can change me.

Are you gay?

Yes, but I don’t want to be.  Why isn’t it working?  Therapy, books, church, scriptures, prayer, break-ups.  Why, God, did you make me like this!? I want to die.

Are you gay?

Yes, and I think I might like myself being gay. God, I can’t fight anymore. Your hell certainly can’t be as bad as mine on this earth.

Are you gay?

Yes.  I love being gay! God, is there any way I can have you and be in a relationship with a woman at the same time?  Maybe you don’t hate me either?

Are you gay? 

Yes! I have accepted myself and love my community. God, I can finally believe that you made me this way and love me for it.

Are you gay?

Hell yes!!  I am proud to be gay!  I love everything about being gay.  And maybe God is gay, too!

Are you gay?

Isn’t it obvious?  It is integrated into my personhood. I am grateful I am gay because it expanded my spiritual beliefs. I don’t talk to “God” anymore, but to the vast possibilities of the Universe.

I AM GAY!!